The Gold Commonwealth of The planet nation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by a random astronomer with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.046 billion planetians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moonipolis. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient planet nationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion Spacebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,106 Spacebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, large sections of The planet nation have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The planet nation's national animal is the Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stargazing.

The planet nation is ranked 7,141^st in the world and 206^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 125.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.